Lindsay: What are you doing?
Me: Oh, I've been laying in my bed since 5:00 PM. And it's 9:00 PM. That's 4 hours.
Lindsay: Eh, that's not so bad.
Me: I'm watching How I Met Your Mother. And I don't want to do anything. Don't want to clean, don't want to do laundry, don't want to do dishes. I've done NOTHING all day. I need to do something.
Lindsay: Well you went to work today...that's something.
Me: That's true. I still need to do something else to feel productive, though...... Got it. Be right back. I have to go eat some peanut butter out of the jar.
Can I please just say that I go to the gym all the time and since I don't own a car or bike, I walk virtually everywhere? That's my justification for doing things like laying in bed for 4 hours.....or maybe more.