[after putting on AVEDA lipgloss that may or may not be kiiinda orange-tinted.]
me: do you like my lipgloss?
him: lipgloss? or carrot lipstick?
[after looking at a photo of us]
him: jenni, no. this can never be seen by anyone.
me: what? why?
him: because i look horrible. and it looks like i have a bald forehead.
[for the record, he means 'receding hairline'.]
me: it's raining in germany! i love rainstorms.
him: i do too. especially thunder.
me: me too!
him: i've even taken some pictures of thunders.
[i think he means lightning, as "thunders" don't really photograph so well.]
me: what are we gonna do at aquapark this time around?
him: we could go to that one salty cool pool.
[maybe during our next polish/english lesson, we'll go over word order?]