does traveling make anyone else a little delirious?

Friday, May 6, 2011

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a look into the nonsensical communication that so often seems to define caroline’s and my very, very odd friendship (and don’t worry if you don’t understand what we’re talking about because, chances are, we don’t either):
“caroline…..talk to me, not the schnitzel.”
“jenni, let’s think of names i could use if i ever needed to join a gang.  i’m thinking rapunz-punz, because my hair’s getting longer.  oh!  that reminds me…i’ve decided to name my next dog kanye but i’m gonna spell it konyay.” 
“caroline, i know i look more like audrina than LC, but my outfit is totally LC today, you know?  i mean, an oversized shirt and leggings?  so lauren!  audrina would be wearing a wifebeater and cutoffs, you know?  yeah…. today i’m saying nooooo to justin bobby and hellooooo to brody jenner.” 
“jenni, remember professor neunherz? {editor’s note: neun herzen means nine hearts} he was so attractive.  sometimes i wish i had been a cat in salzburg, so i could’ve been, like, ‘hey, professor neunherz!  i’ll give you one of my lives if you give me one of your hearts!’ “
bear in mind that absolutely no drugs or alcohol were involved in the making of these conversations……. we’re just that weird.

22 comments:

Jenny said...

I am just jealous of those Zara bags.

17 Perth said...

Freaking hilarious! Girlfriends are the best. : ) (And I am jealous too of the Zara bags!)

Alex said...

Aren't these kinds of conversations the best? Sounds like about 90% of the conversations I have with my best girlfriends. Believe me, weirdness is the best.

Kelly said...

Those are the best kind of friendships - nonsensical to the outside world, make me perfect sense at the time. Y'all are silly, and it makes me happy :)

(THANK YOU for no word verification, I love it when I see that, woo!)

Candice said...

hahah these sound a whole lot like the things my friends and I talk about...seriously, with best friends, who needs conversations that make sense? :)

ps I'm totally jealous of your Zara bags...I waaaant them to have a store close to me...so not fair! :P

jcondc said...

rapunz-punz! Hahahaha. I like reading any and all quotes that you post. This post has reminded me that there is a Zara three miles from my house. Why do I always forget it exists? In my mind, they are only in Europe.

Ashley said...

Can I "ditto" the comment about the Zara bags? I've got the jealousies real bad. ;)

Vicky said...

Super cute headband! I want one of those!

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Chelsea said...

hahaha i totally understood it all. i love it. please post more of these fabulous conversations :)

Anonymous said...

ohh! i'd be ok with more of these conversations too!

janis said...

Oh lady, thanks so much for all your lovely comments!

Excited to read more of your blog too!

And I think probably half of my conversations (especially when I'm in a goofy/kooky mood) sound like I'm on drugs.

Chelsea Lane said...

haha I LOOOVE these. randomness is the best!

xoxo

vintch said...
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vintch said...

conversations with funny friends are the best:) this was hilarious. i especially enjoyed the lc/audrina convo:)

Savannah said...

haha love this! reminds me of my best friend and the random stuff we say (totally sober too) :)

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Ashley said...

Just read your blog for the first time. Love it! Hope you have a good weekend:)

Mighty Burns said...

I wish I could recall the odd things my friends and I end up saying to one another.. but they are always so important at the time

Gentri said...

hahaha! Hilarious! I used to be such a good travel lady. But now? I'm terrible... I guess just when it comes to flying. I'm great on a road trip.

Jan said...

Ha Ha - you two are such good friends!!!

kylee said...

oh my please let me be a part of these conversations next time. the hills one had me dying from laughter.

Miss A said...

Hahaha! You guys are hilarious! Even though I don't really understand, these snippets sound really funny!
I gave your blog an award since it's so entertaining to read :) You can find it here: http://yourkeytomyheart.blogspot.com/2011/05/bad-first-and-good-first.html

fraeuleincaroline said...

dude rapunz punz is about to bust outta the usa, scoop you up, and barge into segabar elbows first for some flo freedom photoshoot action. being delirious is not the same without you. without 220 beds pushed together minus one door and plus 2 spanish freaks/or just on my IKEA mattress on the floor of your creepy building with odd hair-cutting into your pots and pains/food stealing inhabitants. Wherever the location, I'd like a dance rage right now please, preferably with some lose yourself delirious action. thank you.

also would like to note that for like the third time i have created an account solely to comment on your shizz.