him: i knew her last name should have been dias.
him: dias.....casey dias.
me: like, cameron diaz?
him: no, like quesadillas.
him: do you wanna move to america and open up a restaurant with me?
me: yes. it should be a half-american, half-polish restaurant.
him: no it shouldn't. it should just be italian.
me: but neither of us are italian.
him: well, you know what they say....you don't have to be a doctor to own a clinic.
me: they say that? who says that?
him: mostly just me.
him: [my friend] said he'd give you a ride to the train station to try to stop you from hating him.
me: he thinks i hate him?
him: well...yeah, he thinks you hate him.
me: why does he think i hate him?
him: i don't really know. i think because i told him you hate him.
him: so, i have to defend my thesis tomorrow at 11:00. i'm planning on getting there around 9:00.
me: why so early?
him: for gossips with my classmates.
me: you mean, to gossip?
him: i guess.
me: what are you going to gossip about?
him: school, my thesis, their exams, etc.
me: i don't really think that's what 'gossip' means...
him: in my english, that's what it means.
me: yeah, well, in your english, 'hottrible' means 'terribly hot'.
him: we don't have any ketchup.
me: i know, and i asked you to get some after work.
him: you did?
me: yes. and you didn't, did you?
him: no. when did you ask me?
me: last night.
him: really? i don't remember that at all. what did you say?
me: i said, "we're out of ketchup".
disclaimer: i mentioned in this post that piotr has a few words which he uses very frequently, and very rarely in the correct context. 'basically' is one of those words.
me: how was work today?
him: good. i met this guy who was basically big and bald.