salzburg's first snow of fall 2012.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

just popping in to say that this > law school. 

carry on.

$50 giveaway to Mikarose!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Anybody want to win a $50 gift card to Mikarose???

But first, an FYI about my personal experience with the clothes and company:  Mikarose reached out to me and sent me their Daisy dress in size small.  I normally wear a small, but had to get it taken in quite a bit. The belt that comes with it was too big as well, so I’d recommend ordering a size down from what you normally wear. Other than that, I appreciate that they offer a selection of work-appropriate clothes that double as 'fun' dresses as well -- I'm thinking perfect for a shower or formal brunch.  Bonus: their customer service is fantastic. That's my two cents! Now, on to the giveaway....

To enter to win a $50 gift card, leave a comment confirming that you’re a follower who lives in the U.S. or Canada.

Winner will be chosen at random and announced on October 1st! Best of luck to you all!

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legally brunette

Monday, August 13, 2012

Taking a prolonged travel break because I’m now a candidate for a juris doctorate.  Aka a law student.  Weird, right?  I thought so too.  I've picked out this sweater for my first week of school, and that's about all the preparation I've done. I've also researched study abroad opportunities in Switzerland.  With that said, I'll see you soon/later/maybe not until 2015.

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$50 giveaway to Shabby Apple! {closed}

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Who doesn’t love Shabby Apple? With their wide variety of affordable swimsuits, dresses, skirts and tops, Shabby Apple offers something for everyone (the skirt I’m wearing in this post can be found right here!).

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"What's the biggest difference between German schools and American schools?"

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

{two of my German schools from my first Fulbright}

After teaching at three different schools in Germany, as well as privately tutoring individual students from nearby German towns, I feel as though I have a pretty firm grasp on the German school system. For any of you who may care, I've included some information and personal anecdotes below.

A German child's education begins Kindergarten. Don't ever call this 'school', though. It is most definitely NOT 'school'. I once asked a friend's little girl, "Was hast du heute in der Schule gemacht?" (What'd you do today at school?). She told me, ever so angrily, that she went to Kindergarten -- not school! Her mom explained to me that there was a big difference and the two should never be confused.

After Kindergarten comes the Grundschule, which is more or less Elementary School (or in northern states, 'Primary School', right?). After 4th grade, German children must make a decision: do they want to one day go to a university? Or will they pursue a trade-related profession instead? University-bound students enroll in a Gymnasium or a Gesamtschule, while those pursuing a career in a type of trade will attend a Hauptschule or a Realschule.

Now, there is a lot of controversy surrounding this system - mostly because the notion of deciding your career path at the age of 10 seems, to many people, absolutely absurd. After teaching at a Gymnasium, a Hauptschule and a Realschule, I have to say I don't agree with the system at all. There is an extremely negative stigma associated with the Hauptschule and Realschule. My Gymnasium students were prone to asking haughty questions like, "Are you teaching the 9th graders at the Hauptschule tomorrow? Have they learned to read yet?" I often got offended for my Hauptschule students because many of them tried so very hard, but at the end of the day, I felt as though some of them were living under self-fulfilled prophecies; they were students at the "dumb" school and they would never amount to anything as a result.

One of my favorite female students at the Hauptschule went on to cosmetology school and another became an office receptionist. One of my favorite male students went on to be a mechanic, and another a policeman. They were happy with their choices and I was happy for them. But I have a hard time accepting that these choices were more or less made at the end of 4th grade.

Many of the students admittedly had no control over the decision to attend a university or not; their parents decided for them based on what kind of upbringing they themselves had had. Others started at Gymnasium level, with the intention of one day attending a University, but failed to display advanced enough skills or grades and were therefore demoted to a Hauptschule or Realschule. One of my absolute favorite 5th grade Gymnasium students, a little girl named Leoni, cried the day she found she was getting downgraded to the Hauptschule. It broke my heart. Of course, it is possible to earn your way back to Gymnasium after being demoted, but in my experience teaching, never once did I see that happen.

With all of that said, there are some advantages. The students at Gymnasium level -- being surrounded by the smartest of the smart -- are motivated to excel, pushed beyond their limits. No one is merely mediocre and everyone is pretty darn brilliant as a result. The books I read in my high school AP English class, for instance? (Brave New World, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby...) My Gymnasium students read those same books. At the same age as I had. In English. When you're surrounded by only intelligence and academic apathy is kept at bay, competition is fierce and the students strive for perfection in its presence. The only question: is grouping the 'smart' together and saying "Get smarter!" worth grouping the 'dumb' together and saying, "Stay dumb!"? At the end of the day, I don't believe it is.

Feel free to add your two cents in the comment box. Also, I enjoy getting travel/culture inquiries on Formspring. If you have any questions, post them there and I will answer them. Thanks!

lomography geography: lake version

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

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I've never been a "lake person". I don't know about the other 49 states, but in Oklahoma, there are those who would assign a negative stereotype to "lake people", labeling some of them as lazy drunk-os with nothing better to do than float through dirty water in an inner-tube, koozied beer in hand, "Cheeseburger in Paradise" blaring from the boat's speakers.

Now, I wouldn't count my good friend Brett among such a group, which is a bit odd since he is, indeed, very much a "lake person", in that the lake is his second home and his boat is worth more than his brand new truck.  Last summer, when I was home from Europe on a break from work, Brett invited me to the lake and I declined on account of my not being a “lake person". Somewhere between last summer and this one, however, I decided that I wanted to see this illusive lake for myself, since Brett and company frequent its waters a few times monthly.

Brett comes from a generous family who regularly offers their lake residence to visitors, "lake people" or not. Despite being told I'd never be offered another lake invitation after formally rejecting the first, I received a Hogwarts letter of a text message a couple of weeks ago, informing me that I had, remarkably, been re-added to the guest list.

During the 3 or 4 hour drive there, we discussed what would and would not warrant an invitation back to the lake. At that point, I was already having enough fun to stop acting unimpressed and began plotting ways to guarantee a return ticket. I told Brett, "When I was little, I would always cry on the last day of trips. It didn't matter if it was a two-week trip or a weekend trip, I'd always get so sad on the last day. If I cry on the way home, will that help?" Brett answered, ever so poignantly, "Actually, I think that'd be a reason not to invite you back."

I didn't cry a single time during this trip, I'll have you know (unless crying from laughter counts). Whether or not I made the cut for the next lake excursion, though, only time will tell...

:::summer in the usa:::

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

recipe for a perfect weekend

an outdoor temperature of 106 or higher

1 large pool (hot tub optional)

2 good friends

1-2 trips to taco bueno

2-3 servings of ice cream to follow

half a dozen fits of belly-aching laughter

8-10 solid hours of uninterrupted, dead-to-the-world sleep


lately, my weekends have resembled all of the above.

it makes me wish this summer was an endless one.

but i have a good feeling about fall, too. ;)

also, word to the wise:

when three girls are home alone and going for a little midnight swim,

playing the game, “no, listen to this story; it’s much creepier”

or asking, “hey, does that chimney up there kind of look like a man’s on the roof?”

is really just…not the best idea.

i momentarily considered sleeping behind the pool waterfall

so as to shield myself from said roof-man.

but! the orange sherbet awaiting me inside was enough to lure me in.

thankful for orange sherbet today, and all days.

around the world with a webcam

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

I came across this folder of photos the other day and thought I’d take a little trip down memory lane. Proving that vanity knows no borders, the following pictures chronicle some of my travels across Europe and the U.S. and back again throughout the past year-and-a-half.
Photo #1: Eschenau, Germany
I taught English at a high school in this town and spent many hours in the teacher’s lounge, where this photo was taken. I had to plan my arrival and departure times in accordance with the bus schedule and the bus only ran once an hour. Because the town was so tiny and there weren’t many food options, I often sat in this lounge on my laptop, editing videos, preparing lesson plans, chatting with fellow teachers or, as was the case on this particular day, passing the time playing around with my webcam in (an often fruitless) attempt to distract myself from my growling stomach. If I had some extra Euros on hand, I’d walk to a nearby grocery store and buy a yogurt, some trail mix or a fresh pretzel from the bakery.
Photo #2: Alicante, Spain
I took this photo at the airport while waiting to board a Granada-bound bus at around 5:00 in the morning. Caroline slept on a terribly uncomfortable plastic airport chair beside me while I snacked on a potato-omelet-burrito of sorts, which was all fun and games until I was attacked by a relentless bout of acid reflux that made our nightmare of a journey all the more nightmarish.
Photos #3- 5: Erlangen, Germany
After a cyst exploded in my hand, I spent a week in a German hospital, contracted an infection after having surgery and ended up wearing a giant cast for about a month. This was quite possibly the lowest of the lows of all my German living. Eventually, the bright blue plaster-y cast got downgraded to a small cloth bandage, as seen in the fourth photo, which was much more functional, albeit still annoying. As seen by the fifth photo, after having just been released from the hospital prison, I escaped to my favorite cafe in all of Germany. My Fulbright friends and I were “regulars” at this place and I ordered food and drinks so often there, I started getting treats ‘on the house’. The waiters and waitresses never ever switched to English and, for that reason, I will think supremely fond thoughts of them until the day I die.
Photo #6: NYC, NY
I had just landed at JKF airport when I took this photo and was so giddy to be back in the States that I had butterflies fluttering in my stomach for hours on end. I watched HIMYM on my laptop and drank a giant strawberry lemonade from Chili’s to-go, while counting down the hours, minute and seconds until being reunited with family and friends I hadn’t seen in months!
Photo #7: Stillwater, OK
So happy to be temporarily visiting my home state, I caught up with family, played with friends, ate Taco Bueno once a day and made videos like these with my old roommate Sally.
Photo #8: Stuttgart, Germany
After a million-hour return flight to Europe, I experienced jet lag in its most destructive form. It took me about a month to recover, most likely due to the five-hour naps I “accidentally” took each afternoon for a few weeks straight.
Photo #9: Dresden, Germany
After living sans wifi for years, I lived the life with a fully-equipped apartment in Dresden. I Skyped with friends almost daily, hung out with Fulbright friends after work, loved my German roommate (and the fact that she never spoke anything but German with me!) and often lulled myself to sleep at night with KUWTK marathons (homesickness sometimes manifests itself in the strangest of ways).

Vienna After Dark

Friday, July 13, 2012

As a follow-up to this post, I decided to outline a little city guide to Vienna: After Dark. Someone emailed me with this specific request once upon a time and I'm just now getting around to posting it. So, should you find yourself making a trip to Vienna anytime soon, and you're looking for some fun late-night to-dos, come right back here and take a few notes.


1. Wiener Badeschiff
The geniuses behind the Badeschiff ('Bad' means bath, 'Schiff' means ship), repurposed this cargo ship, transforming it into a swanky summertime hotspot. Visitors of the Wiener Badeschiff can wine and dine at the restaurant attached (called 'Holy-Moly', which makes no real sense, but if you are familiar with the Austrian sense of humor, it makes perfect sense) and then take a post-dinner dip in the pool. GrĂ¼ner Veltliner is the Vienna wine, so if you're looking to wind down after a long day of sight-seeing, I'd recommend a glass or two of that. The restaurant serves food until 10:00, and drinks until 1:00 and it's really nice (not in an intimidatingly fancy way, though... more in an awesomely awesome way).

2. Platzhirsch
Platzhirsch is a club located in the heart of Vienna, directly on the Ringstrasse. It's ultra-popular amongst crows young and old, though I should warn you that the doormen are selective when discerning to whom admittance be granted. When I lived in Vienna, I went with friends one evening and we were all 'approved' by the doorman, save my friend Erica, who was rejected on account of her open-toed shoes. Stereotypically, this is a common rule of thumb for a lot of clubs and bars in Austria, but it still annoyed us (me so much so that I dramatically challenged the doorman, "Also dann was sollen wir TUN?!", which roughly translates to, "What do you expect us to DO ABOUT IT?!"...Erica quoted that all summer, mocking my overreaction.) It was also here that I met someone who may have been the love of my life; a handsome summer intern for the French Embassy, who made small talk with me as I was leaving one night, and then followed us out to the cab asking for my phone number. I didn't really give him the time of day (or night), which I now sincerely regret. I mean, I could be a Paris wife right now, living off of crepes and Macarons and just being really French. Hindsight is 20/20.

3. Vienna Opera House
Right across from Platzhirsch, you have the Vienna Opera House, which is one of my favorite sights in the city. The inside is magnificent, though I prefer touring it to attending shows there (I secretly think operas are a little boring). I first wrote about the Opera House here (how bees live on the roof!) and then wrote about another trip there here and then here. There are around 60 operas produced there each year and Paris Hilton attended one once, though I'm not sure why. If tickets are a little out of your budget, they sometimes broadcast them outside the Opera House on a large screen, around which audiences gather either on the sidewalks or nearby street cafes.

4. Kju
Pronounced 'Q', Kju serves a much younger scene than Platzhirsch. This venue, being that it's near the Embassy, was a very popular meet-up among the interns. One night, when the group of us were there, Erica noticed a pair of Austrian twin sisters and told them (in German) that they were really pretty. I will never forget the cold stares on their faces, as they rolled their eyes and walked away. Eva, my favorite Austrian in the whole wide world, offered Erica this piece of advice: "Oh, sweetie, you're not in America. You can't say things like that to strangers here."

5. Rathausplatz
During the summertime, Rathausplatz offers a free film festival 'til the late hours of the evening. With the gorgeous Rathaus (city hall) serving as a backdrop, this opportunity is a hard one to pass up. Also in the summer months, Rathausplatz hosts an amazing lunch festival in the afternoons daily. As it's near the Embassy, the interns and I used to take the Strassenbahn to Rathausplatz almost every day for lunch (only 2 stops away!) and indulge in some of the best food Vienna has to offer (we're talking Thai food, Spanish food, Austrian food, Vietnamese food -- it's all there!).


Hope that helps! I've resorted to Formspring in hopes that it will facilitate a better question-and-answer system for people with inquiries about places I may have visited (rather than emailing). So far, I've found that I respond in a much timelier manner with Formspring than I do with emails (I think I have some sort of email handicap, which prevents me from replying to emails unless over 2 weeks have passed since the original one was sent), so I'd say if you have a not-so-personal question or travel inquiry, feel free to make it on Formspring.

a baby shower for my sister

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Being in the States right now, I was able to host a baby shower for my sister, before the arrival of her baby girl, Molly Jane.  My co-host and I decided on a theme of yellow, pink and brown.

Rhys and Dancers

My mom wanted to help out a bit, too, so she was given the task of making cake dots and a cake (because two types of cake are always better than one).  My mom is the queen of cake dots, as evidenced below.  Look how perfect those are!  Half were vanilla and half were chocolate.  I brought home some German icing from Dresden, which she melted to use for the dots.  She makes the art of cake dotting look effortless, huh?


The cake my mom made was also very cute, but more so sentimental, in that it was modeled after the cake from my her own first baby shower in 1980 (when she was pregnant with my sister).  My mom used a photo of the cake to duplicate it perfectly, with the obvious amendment of the name.  As this is my sister’s first baby, and my sister was my parents’ first baby, the cake idea was very fitting.


In the photo below, you can see a page from my sister’s baby book, on which my mom glued two photos: one of the original cake and one of her standing behind it.  Fun fact:  my sister was born the day after that photo was taken!  I also added a little gnome to the table that I’d made for Molly at a local pottery studio.  Molly’s nursery will have a slight gnome influence, so I thought it’d be appropriate for the shower – plus, my sister got to take it home as a little party favor.


My co-hostess and I had printed up some “wishes for Molly” cards and sent them out with the invitations.  We instructed the guests to fill them out and bring them to the shower.  For guests who could not attend, we asked that they fill it out and mail it back to us as a postcard (we’d addressed and stamped the back).  My sister was so surprised.  Everyone’s responses were so thoughtful – a couple made me tear up.

145 dress pringle-1815-summer-dress-chain-print

We also had the guests, once they arrived, predict the circumference of my sister’s growing belly.  The winner of this contest got to take home a cash prize.  My dad did not enter the contest, but he looked at my sister one time, turned to my mom, and made a guess.  It will be of no surprise to anyone who has ever met my dad that he guessed the correct circumference down to the last centimeter.  My mom rolled her eyes when she found that out, and I didn’t blame her.  I imagine it gets tiring being married to someone who not only knows everything, but knows he knows everything.  We set the guess-jar/cards, money jar and Wishes for Molly on a tablecloth my co-hostess and I had handpainted using Jordan Ferney’s tutorial from her blog.


My mother, who did a really good job of saving almost almost every artifact of our childhoods, sorted through box after box to uncover these baby outfits of my sister’s, which we matched to photos of her wearing the clothes and hung on a clothes line (twine + clothes pins) behind the food table.  My sister got to take those home as a party favor, too, of course, for Molly herself to wear. 


The morning of the shower, my dad drove to our old house to pick these beautiful fuchsia roses from the rose bushes.  (Note:  we still own the house; the rose-picking was not an act of theft.)  My co-hostess and I covered coffee cans and paint cans with paper, filled them with dirt, and then placed the roses inside.  I should specify, though, that my dad was actually the one who arranged the roses, after he noticed that my method or rose-arrangement was not symmetrical enough for his critical engineer-eyes to condone.  His method was, admittedly, the better of the two.  We arranged the flowers on the mantel next to some canvases with Molly’s first, middle and last name, and paper polka-dot garland.


Using old pink and yellow vintage fabric I had lying around (found it under my bed, actually!), I ripped pieces to string garland from the rafters in my parents’ front room.


My sister might not look happy to be there….but she was. 

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All of the guests in attendance were most impressed by the cake – not only that it was so thoughtful, but so delicious as well.  I swear my mom should go into some sort of bakery-related business…


I found it rather difficult to abstain from filling every mason jar with the sherbet punch, and drinking them all in one sitting.

FB flyer

After all the presents had been opened and all the guests had left, my sister and mom and I sat in the living room, sorting through the gifts, ooh-ing and aah-ing over all the outfits Molly Jane would soon get to wear.  My dad and brother-in-law, meanwhile, watched Indiana Jones in the den and talked about fly fishing.  And in that moment, all was right with the world.